“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay)
*calls family member by mom’s request*
*silently prays it goes to voicemail*
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
(Source: elzhhs)
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(Source: cantankerouscrab)
